Pretentious and Poor
Can I steal you for a minute?
Twenty.
Neurotic.
French Fry Connoisseur.
Avid Wearer of Sweaters.
Naturally Adept Cuddler.
Dedicated Coffee Drinker.
Spirited Television Watcher.
Aspiring Writer/Actress.
Future Cat Lady.
Activist.
INTP.
motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
SLYTHERIN
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"My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?” I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, “No, I knew this was going to happen.” And then I kiss you in front of my burning car."
Aziz Ansari (via ethereally)
#file under people who are flawless
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